Making 12 days seem like 12 years
By
Charleston Dickens
Eleven Evasive Excuses
Ten Tricky Transfers
Nine Nagging Nitpicks
Seven Shrubbery Schleppers
Six Simplistic Sophists
Five Finagled Filings
Four Phony Phone calls
Three Loopy Lawsuits
Two Amateurs Appointed
And a Partridge on the Anonymous Abutters Bus
