Making 12 days seem like 12 years
By Charleston Dickens
On the ninth day of Christmas the CCA
gave to us...
Nine
Nagging Nitpicks
Eight Empty Essays
Seven
Shrubbery Schleppers 
Six
Simplistic Sophists 
Five
Finagled Filings
Four
Phony Phone calls 
Three Loopy Lawsuits
Two Amateurs Appointed
And a Partridge on the Anonymous Abutters Bus
