Portland wonders WTF he's talking about
There's a Reddit account where Portland residents can post photos of "war-ravaged" Portland. Here are some examples:
And this:
And my favorite, with this lead-in from the poster: FAKE NEWS! I SAW ON THE PRESIDENT'S TWITTER THE REAL PICTURE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Finally, there's Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution:
