Tuesday, September 9, 2025
Does not compute
Plus, I've bombed Iran and Yemen, blew up a boat near Venezuela, threatened to invade Canada, Mexico, Panama and Greenland, said I wanted to turn Gaza into a Trump resort, declared a worldwide trade war, abandoned Ukraine and pandered to Russia. I renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War. I sent federal troops into American cities and declared war on Chicago. And I don't want the Epstein papers to see the light of day. So I really, really want that Nobel Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.