Are the pee pee tapes
real?
This has been one of
the most popular questions surrounding the controversial Steele dossier — not
one of the most important of course, but one of the most popular.
According to the
dossier, The Donald invited a couple young prostitutes over to play on the bed
of a Moscow hotel because Barack and Michelle Obama once slept on it and he’s
exactly that petty.
Besides, it seems he like pee pee just a bit, as it was recently revealed that he partied with Russian oligarchs at a night club that was shut down over a “p*ssing ladies act.”
Mother Jones reports that Trump partied with Rob
Goldstone, the publicist who had sent Donald Trump Jr. an email containing an
offer for dirt on Hillary Clinton from a “Russian government lawyer,” and
Russian oligarchs Aras and Emin Agalarov, at a nightclub known for its “pissing
ladies” act:
The Act was no ordinary nightclub. Since March, it had been the target of undercover surveillance by the Nevada Gaming Control Board and investigators for the club’s landlord—the Palazzo, which was owned by GOP megadonor Sheldon Adelson—after complaints about its obscene performances. The club featured seminude women performing simulated sex acts of bestiality and grotesque sadomasochism—skits that a few months later would prompt a Nevada state judge to issue an injunction barring any more of its “lewd” and “offensive” performances. Among the club’s regular acts cited by the judge was one called “Hot for Teacher,” in which naked college girls simulate urinating on a professor. In another act, two women disrobe and then “one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.” (The Act shut down after the judge’s ruling. There is no public record of which skits were performed the night Trump was present.)
Trump was there,
apparently, to celebrate his 67th birthday — and to make deals with his
oligarch friends. The next night, Trump announced the Miss Universe pageant in
Moscow that November.
The club was aware of President Stable Genius’ presence and even considered special acts for him. It is unclear what they decided on, if anything.
“This will be one of the biggest and most beautiful Miss Universe events ever,” Trump said while announcing the pageant. Earlier, on the Red Carpet, Trump called the Agalarov“the most powerful people in all of Russia, the richest men in Russia.”
Two days later, Trump
sent this infamous tweet:
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?Donald J. Trump ✔@realDonaldTrump, 10:17 PM - Jun 18, 2013
Are the pee pee tapes
real? That’s up for debate — but it’s clear that Trump was in bed with Russians
long before he announced his candidacy for President. He signed the contract
for the Miss Universe pageant in front of an audience — but how many secret
deals has he made?
Author John Prager is an
unfortunate Liberal soul who lives uncomfortably in the middle of a
Conservative hellscape. Prager spends much of his time poking Trump's
meth-addled, uneducated fans with a pointy stick and is currently writing a
book of muskrat recipes (not really) as well as putting together a scrapbook of
his favorite death threats. His life's aspiration is to rule the world with an
iron fist, or find that sock he's been looking for.Feel free to email him
at notjohnprager@gmail.com if
you have any questions or comments -- or drop him a line on Twitter or Facebook.
