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Monday, March 19, 2018

They’ll probably blame Obama and Hillary


Vanessa Trump just filed for divorce against Donald Trump, Jr. after the couple had been struggling with marital problems, including his controversial tweets.

You see, it wasn’t the fact that he’s a trophy hunter who has been seen in photos holding a severed elephant’s tail, presumably after murdering the innocent animal, but it was his tweets that crossed the line for her.

It’s difficult to have sympathy for her when her husband, who she married in 2005, has launched vile attacks, given in to conspiracy theories and has just been an all-around shit head.

But, it’s not just the tweets.


Sources told Page Six that Vanessa, a psychology graduate, is uncomfortable with the intense focus on the Trump family.

One source told the paper that “Vanessa is by nature is a very low-key person, and she is uncomfortable with the attention her family is getting now the Trumps are on the world stage. She is also worried for her kids, particularly after she received the threatening letter containing the white powder.”

Two of the sources said that Trump Jr. “appears to have changed recently, and friends are concerned about him.”

That rumor circulated yesterday. Today, it was confirmed that Vanessa Trump filed for divorce against Don Jr. late Thursday in Manhattan Supreme Court.

She filed for an uncontested proceeding, meaning that she’s not expecting a legal battle over custody of their five children.

When Vanessa met Don Jr., she called his father “retarded.”

We’re hoping she didn’t have to sign a ‘hush agreement’ and that we can all look forward to a book deal. Vanessa Trump is Making Divorce Great Again.

Author Conover Kennard makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.