Donald Trump's big meeting with China's leader

The "airport" was actually the US Air Force Joint Base Andrews just outside DC. It wasn't like Trump met Xi at the gate at Dulles.

Before Xi JinPing deplaned, Trump had US military personnel on their hands and knees making sure the red carpet was absolutely clean:

Despite a warm fall day, Trump worn an overcoat and, oddly, one glove over the hand that is often heavily caked with makeup to hide discoloration. Then during an Air Force flyover, Trump seemed to wince in pain:

But all was good when Trump and Xi met in private: 

Satire (AI generated), though this could be real.