Dear
Paula,
I
have to keep this brief as I just found out that the Charlestown Planning
Commission is seeking an FFA restraining order banning me –well, actually
anyone except bats, birds, and waterfowl- from entering the air space above
town.
Just
got an e-mail from George asking for a cash advance on the Affordable Log Home
Kits business so he can enter into a partnership with a couple of friends to
purchase said air space as “open space.” That must explain the restraining
order. That’s a relief, thought it was the other thing with the reindeer
“effluent…”
Listen,
I know you’ve had a rough year sitting all by yourself among all those CCA
folks and knowing that none of them really care what you have to say. I completely
understand that first priority on your Christmas list, that this will all
change in 2014.
But
I’ll try especially since you’ve been such a good sport under difficult
circumstances. But as you know, others are going to have to pitch in on this
gift, too.
Sorry
about the impersonal delivery system with the link, but it’s gotten to the
point in your town where it’s best not to leave a trace of anything: finger
prints, foot prints, ATM transactions, etc.
And
that’s especially because of the way that town communications are being so
closely monitored.
So
enjoy the season. Everything is pre-paid. Just do the “One Click Ordering” thing
and enter special code “Magi.”
Be
careful while keyboarding lest you enter the code “Mageau”, causing Councilman
Slattery to mount the podium for his trademark Yuletide Filibuster, which turns
children’s Christmas gifts into reindeer turds by the third sentence. Not good.
click here > To
Paula From Santa
