Surprisingly, providing more evidence that he is crazy doesn't help Trump to regain public support
Remember “Sharpiegate,”
a relatively inconsequential but uncommonly stupid episode from Trump’s first
term?
The Sharpie is back.
In the surrealist performance hall that is the Oval Office,
Trump grabbed his pen, took out a map of the Great Lakes, crossed out “Lake
Ontario” and wrote
in “Lake America,” part of a pointless new trade war he has started
with Canada.
“Lake Ontario, that’s gone. Lake America,” he said. “So now
we have a lake and now we have a Gulf because we have the Gulf of America and
now we have Lake America.”
Stirring words.
Like so much of what Trump does, this was meant to be a show
of strength. Yet it actually demonstrated just the opposite: Trump is weak and
getting weaker.
He can instruct the federal government to change its maps,
as he did with an
executive order late last week, and will even find that many people
will submit to his desires.
As of this writing, Google Maps has changed Lake Ontario to
Lake America for those searching in the US, while Apple Maps has yet to do so —
though since Apple Maps did change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on
Trump’s instruction, it may fall in line soon. (MapQuest loudly refused to
make the change, in what may be a bid to inform people that it still exists.)
But if there are any voters in America who are impressed by Trump’s lacustrine nomenclature revisionism, they will surely be hard to find.
Instead, the “Lake America” inanity will be slotted
alongside Trump’s ballroom, his quest to keep his name on the Kennedy Center,
his helipad, and his Reflecting Pool faceplant. These are the things a failing,
frustrated president does in a desperate bid to look strong, because he hasn’t
been able to accomplish much of anything that might improve Americans’ lives.

















